Building Business Conference 2020 presentation.
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The spread of Covid 19 is based on two factors: 1. How dense the population is and 2. How dense the population is.
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I need to social distance myself from my fridge; I tested positive to excess weight!
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Remember when you were little and all your underwear had the days of the week on them. Those would be helpful right now.
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I’m starting to like this mask thing...went to the supermarket and two people I owe money to didn’t recognize me.
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Whoever decided a bottle shop is more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.
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Who was complaining that 2020 didn’t have enough holidays...happy now?
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Why not take a moment to look through these 50 Outlook keyboard shortcuts
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Another Saturday night in the house and I just realised the rubbish goes out more than me.
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Quarantine seems like a Netflix series...just when you think it is over, they release the next season.
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If you believe all this will end and we will get back to normal just because we reopen everything, raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it.
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Never thought my hands will one day consume more alcohol than my liver...ever!
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Just wait a second – so what you're telling me is that my chance of surviving all this is directly linked to the common sense of others? You’re kidding, right?
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Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine myself entering a Bank, wearing a mask and asking for money.
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Is it too early to put up the Christmas tree yet? I have run out of things to do.
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I feel like a teenager... no money in my wallet, hair long and out of control, thinking about what to do with my life, and grounded at home.
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So let me get this straight, there’s no cure for a virus that can be killed by sanitiser and hand soap?
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One facet of business management that has a huge impact on your personal and work-related equanimity could be your increasingly demanding inbox.
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When this virus thing is over, I still want some of you to stay away from me.
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A recent podcast interview I did with Business Essentials Daily podcast.
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